So I’ve got Portal 2 preordered at GameStop. The dudes there have been pretty good to me over the years, so I decide to lend them the Portal Gun prop that I made to GameStop to have on display for the midnight release tonight. The pinnacle of nerd-dom, sitting on their front counter. Their response?
A. SQUEEEE THAT’S COOL WE’D LOVE TO HAVE IT AT OUR STORE
B. Sorry we’re corporately owned and we can’t do anything fun ever that might imply a minute chance of the possibility that a risk might take place.
If you answered B, you are correct. THANK YOU predatory legal system, for indiscriminately ruining America’s fun.